What's up with men?

Did we ever figure what was up with men? I mean, besides their packages

LongTimeSloper wrote: Did we ever figure what was up with men? I mean, besides their packages

Nah, I think we lost interest. I hate it when men claim they're being objectified.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=LongTimeSloper]Did we ever figure what was up with men? I mean, besides their packages

Nah, I think we lost interest. I hate it when men claim they're being objectified.

When you think about it, I think more men want to be objects than women. ...it's just a lot of men are too lazy to do anything about it. How does one achieve being an object if they won't get in shape, shower and wear clean clothes?

(Yes, I just stated that some women desire to be objects. No, it is not a good thing. Yes, it is the result of the evil patriarchy. Correct, it would be better if we didn't objectify ourselves and each other).

OK fine maybe men can be a little...wrong...


http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/i-anonymous/Content?oid=1302352

Another mad man with a gun when nuts upstate.

What's up with people losing their jobs and going buckwild!?

Brooklynbound wrote: What's up with people losing their jobs and going buckwild!?

A good question. ...seems to not be limited to NYS either: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090404/ap_on_re_us/pittsburgh_shooting

Folks, this is likely to be a long recession. It might even be a complete re-adjustment of our nation's standing in the world, one which results in all of us having to lower our standards of living to make them more in line with our nation's actual CONTRIBUTION to the world's economy.

It should now be clear that our nation has been living beyond its means for decades, and has maintained a fantasy that we are number 1 for way too long. Don't get me wrong, I think we are good group overall, but some of you are making decisions that are clearly not helping yourself or the rest of us.

To make a long story short, a lot of us may become unemployed over the next several years.

Going on shooting rampages because we don't like it is completely unacceptable and immature; it will also make it very hard on everyone (not just yourself and those you kill).

...now lets put on our big boy pants and big girl pants, and figure out how to compete on a world stage again. No more mass murders, ok?

Bobby! Did you go on another shooting rampage?? Don't lie to me young man - it's all over the news. You march right upstairs and go to your room. Wait until your father comes home and hears about this!

I think its those damn libruls:

Glenn Beck blames CrooksandLiars and Kos for pointing out his role in the Pittsburgh shootings

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/glenn-beck-blames-crooksandliars-and-ko

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Mougar is a girl.

And I am a guy!

HA!

So I walk into abar and this guy has his right hand in his drink so I ask him "What's up with that?" and he says "Oh, I'm just getting my date drunk."

But seriously, so I'm on talking to a woman friend and she asks me how many times I masturbate a week (a no win question) so I say once a week, and she's like THat's it? I do it five or six times!

Hmmm?

I think I'm gonna try a live version of MeredithB's joke out tonight. Any bets on how long it will take someone to ask me why I have my index finger submerged in my drink?

I like masturbation jokes.

^^^ +1

Please let us know how it goes! But, um, some women prefer a couple fingers. Or a thumb. Just sayin. Not me, you know, LeBeave.

Yeah, I prefer it when you use two fingers, too.

Ha! I have a special finger up just for you Beaver!

Ladies, I forgot I was supposed to try this while out and just got drunks instead. But you made me laugh. Thanks. Will try the two fingers or a thumb routine out next time.

Thumb? Never tried that. Usually it's just the ring and the middle finger.