What's up with men?

I almost stabbed six people on the way to work today. Must be some man thing.

J0518 wrote: I almost stabbed six people on the way to work today. Must be some man thing.

It's not. I'm thinking of buying a tack hammer. Some people just really need a killing.

Women actually want to commit the same crimes, but are too dumb to figure out how to load guns.

Raw, I will beat your butt till you cry.

I will offer this service for free.

She will too- I have had bruises attesting to her abilities.

whynot_31 wrote:
Men can't talk about anything without mentioning their packages.....

how completely untrue.
despite my superhuman length girth and endurance
i never ever mention my package.

:?

Garfunky wrote: [quote=whynot_31]
Men can't talk about anything without mentioning their packages.....

how completely untrue.
despite my superhuman length girth and endurance
i never ever mention my package.

:?

you are better man than I.
I usually run it down my pants leg, and just the other day I had to tuck it in my sock so it didn't drag on the ground.

Summer is brutal ...short pants.

Oh. My. God.

But seriously, Women?

raw wrote: Women actually want to commit the same crimes, but are too dumb to figure out how to load guns.

Not true, ever watched Snapped on the Oxygen network? Plenty of woman stabbing and shooting and killing on there. love that show.

Ok, but what about the hundreds of men who didn't kill anyone?

This is what my mother said about the pedophile priests. I just wanted to see if it would work here.

It's all been downhill ever since we stopped killing mammoths for dinner and started herding and farming. What's a guy to do nowadays?

Men are poo!!!

Men are crazy. Men with guns are murderous.

What's up with women?

http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+convicted
http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+charged
http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+felony
http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+arrested

...for just a few random examples.

Men are the devil! Stay away. Far away....

Heh: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5074025/Womens-shopping-habits-linked-to-periods.html

Mougar is a girl.

Mouger is MY girl.

You can have my sloppy seconds.

¿Qué?

Shut up. No one said you could talk! *SMACK*

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Garfunky][quote=whynot_31]
Men can't talk about anything without mentioning their packages.....

how completely untrue.
despite my superhuman length girth and endurance
i never ever mention my package.

:?

you are better man than I.
I usually run it down my pants leg, and just the other day I had to tuck it in my sock so it didn't drag on the ground.

I like participating in three legged race competitions, and am undefeated.
Despite running solo , no judge has been able to uphold a disqualification.

Ahem, have we met, Garfunky?

i dont think so, as ive been married for quite awhile,
but if you wish converse it cannot be about my package.
as i would never discuss such things.

i will also have you know that im of
herculean build(was an all county athlete) ,
movie star good looks( when my friends new bride asked if i was a model
he deicided he no longer wanted to be my friend because he didnt trust HER) ,
genius level IQ (johns hopkins U actually studied me "why is this guy a genius" they are still stumped)
monster musician, (i can play 17 instruments including the dreaded glockenspiel)
and of course , my wonderful comedic wit is not to be discounted .

as you can see im one heck of a guy !

and despite all these incredible qualities,
there is one overriding quality that places
me on a pedestal far above other ,ahem, "men"

my modesty !!!

peace
g

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Shut up. No one said you could talk! *SMACK*

I cannot believe I missed this. I think I love you, Beave.

PS Damn Garfunky-- enough about you and now back to you!

scarlett wrote:
PS Damn Garfunky-- enough about you and now back to you!

hey wait :evil: - ok thats better

Everyone loves a beaver.

I'm BOYcotting this thread.

Subject: Re: What's up with men?

apresvu wrote: Okay, so in the last 24 hours I've read about 1) a man murdering a bunch of frail, elderly people in North Carolina, 2)a man mudering himself and six family members in California, 3) a man in Boston slaughtering two of his sisters in Boston. What the hell?!?! What's with all of the extreme, sickening violence so many men resort to?

...and given our fine responses, the OP was never heard from again.

Well done fellow posters! Well done!