Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for knowing who Andrew "Dice" Clay is.

Banned because you know damn well that you know who he is too.

He is your idol , just admit it.

Banned because the only idol as far as I'm concerned is Baal, lord of the Philistines.

Banned for being a concerned Abstruse Goose.

Banned for not stealing some cool ASCII art from earlier in the thread for your new design theme.

>`(==(----'
(__/~~`

And banning myself for corrupting the cool ASCII gun art in the following manner...

. ///
>`(<
(__/& ...

Banned for not understanding my new theme is not really meant to be an artistic design.

I felt like shit because of what happened here lastnite , so the <<<>>> go in two different directions , and don't care to have much of a meaning.

I'm feelin' better , so I will put some effort into it again.

Banned for not banning pitu for her totally incomprehensible ASCII art.

banned for not seeing the obvious winking chicken with a mohawk & ponytail...

um, that IS what you were trying to do with that incomprehensible ASCII art, right pitu?

Wow. And I thought it was supposed to be a snowman at a renny fair.

Banned for not seeing that!

Banned because Rorschach never intended his method to be applied to 7-bit assemblies.

Banned for bringing a Swiss German into this.

Banned for poor visual comprehension.
And what the heck* is

a renny fair

?

*I am no longer rolling with the fucking mob rule gratuitous swearing
8)

Banned for total lack of geek cultural literacy.

Said the man who could not see ASCII art.
Banned!

Banned for reminding me of German chocolate cake and then Hitler , and then that freak Hitler eating German chocolate cake , and then him choking on it and puking up blood , and then dying with the cake still sitting there because he didn't have a chance to eat it all.....and then some kids came and ate it , and they didn't die though , because they are kids , and kids are cute , and they went out to play afterwards , and did poo poo in their pants because the cake was made with Exlax chocolate laxatives.

Yucky. So gross.What's wrong with me.

**Edit** I was banning Carnivore's German Swiss ban , and I guess I took too long. Wow I'm sloooooooow , Pitu and Carnivore got in before me 3x's. :oops:

Banned for a complete loss of sanity.

Banned for banning the insane.

I need a smoke , I need to walk to Mt. Prospect park to do it , but it's raining. That is what's wrong with me.

Banned for needing a smoke.

banned for needling the smoker.

banned for not appreciating the art of smoking...

shishkab wrote: banned for needling the smoker.

shishkab double banned for being on the same banning time as me!

triple banned because you're just sore i beat your hiney to the punchline!

quadruple to the nth power banned! for bringing ass into this...

banned infinity plus 1 for mocking the hiney

banned infinity in black matter plus 1 for not being able to say ass!

Banned for pseudoscientific mumbo jumbo.

banned in the 4th Dimension for assuming i CAN'T say "ass" versus choosing NOT to! "hiney" is a funnier word, anyway

banning myself for "oops"

banned in the mr. mxlyptzx dimension for being sooooooooo retarded!

banned because Buckaroo Bonzai would beg to differ, i bet