Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for a weak constitution.

banned cuz it takes two to make things go right

banned because it may take two to tango, but

banned for getting caught in the rain!
and for making me laugh at our chicken overlords...

banned for not knowing that i hate all birds

banned for being a pheather-phobe

Banned for not coming to Bear Mountain yesterday.

Banned for going to Bear Mountain and having a good time.

banned for bear mounting

Banned for neglecting the kind of bear mounting that doesn't usually require people to get involved.

Banned for zoophilia.

Banned for being the first person to ever accuse me of being an animal lover.

Banned for putting the h8 on the one llama who could save your otherwise evil-empire torture/kill reputation

Banned for not keeping up the theme with a llama picture.

Also banned for zoophilia.

Banned for repeating yourself

Banned for posting just before as me and ruining my pupaphobia line.

Banned for not typing quickly enough!!!

Banned for sounding like Mavis Beacon

Banned for making me the 1400th post!

Banned for not taking responsibility for your own actions.

banned for knowing what mavis beacon sounds like.

Banned for not capitalizing Mavis Beacon. Bow before the goddess of all typery!!111!

banned twice:
a: for never noticing the fact that i always write everything in lower case.

b: for thinking you need to take typing to type. as i recall, some have thought i was a pulitzer prize winning author, and i never took typing.

Banned for self-importance.

Banned for making me not want to ban you on the banning thread.

Banned for not wanting to ban someone.

Banned for banning a person for not wanting to ban.

Sometimes you feel like a ban , sometimes you don't. Ooooh , "Almond Joys got nuts , but Mounds don't!"

Banned for being a nut.

banned for tempting me with chocolate coconut goodness!