Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for picking on a person when she's sure she has dengue fever

banned for ceasing to be topical and becoming way too tropical

(damn I wanted to ban her for spontaneous bruising!)


Banned for sounding like a bad sunscreen ad.

Banned for not banning her or spontaneous bruising.

"Don't damn , just BAN!" - The new motto , now that would be the shit on a shirt.

banned for trying to make money from our postings.

Banned for implying that money isn't everything despite living in NY.

banned for thinking that money knows who owns it.

Banned: all you're $ r belong 2 us.

Banned for your/you're confusion.

Banned for confusing intention with confusion.

banned for intending to confuse

Banned because I cannot be held responsible for other people's bewilderment.

Banned for shirking responsibility.

Banned for smirking responsibly.

banned for thinking BG smirks when, after meeting both of you in person, i'd say the person who smirks would is you.

Touche! But banned for inappropriate use of the "w" word.

banned for pointing out that i'm a crappy proofreader, even after i complimented you.

Fine. Banning self for ingratitude.

Banned for banning yourself - yet again!

BigGuy , you must stop doing that.

Are your typing fingers hairy yet?

banned for being a debaser...

banned for posting that awful video.

Banned for saying anything bad about The Pixies ever.

banned for not allowing me my constitutional right to free speech

Banned for thinking that the Constitution grants you any rights on a privately-owned forum.

Banned for not realizing the Constitution still grants private tours

Banned because although the Constitution allows it, since adopting the terms of the Declaration of Paris, the United States no longer grants letters of marque to privateers.

Banned for writing too many clauses in sentence, causing me to become confused. :shock:

Banned for your Irregularity!

You know fiber can help that.

banned for not recommending MegaFlash digestive flax

banned for always needing the newest, swankiest thing when really all you need are some prunes.