The Rant Rave thread

inspired by em..
Rave! I'm going home too! I haven't seen my mom and sister together in 4 years and haven't been home for a christmas in 5! HORRAY!!!

Rant! I got up at 6am for some reason and I'm exhausted. Wtf.

Rant: this thread has been buried for five days, mainly due to Festivus
Rave: I just bought my kitties a catnip ferret. A frigging ferret. (at Key Food on 5th, no less).
Rave: It rattles.
Rave: It's their new favorite toy, for now.

VoodooNYC wrote: Rant: this thread has been buried for five days, mainly due to Festivus
Rave: I just bought my kitties a catnip ferret. A frigging ferret. (at Key Food on 5th, no less).
Rave: It rattles.
Rave: It's their new favorite toy, for now.

Photos or the ferret doesn't exist and the cats don't love it

Photos to come Flexi, but I swear to god.

A ferret. A catnip ferret.

Catnip ferret. Kitties playing with catnip ferret to come. They're sleeping now.

[quote=VoodooNYC]Catnip ferret. Kitties playing with catnip ferret to come. They're sleeping now.



sleeping because they came down from their high.

Rant: I have the flu. Three days after I got a flu shot. Feel like doodoo (not voodoo)

rave: mmmmmmm....(oh, carnivore.............check this out):

http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/bacon-cheese-roll

Rant: Rick Warren at the Inauguration
Rave:
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/12/rupaul-as-barac.html

Rant: My heat and hot water are out again. Fuckety fuck fuck fuck!!!!

Mougar wrote: Rant: My heat and hot water are out again. Fuckety fuck fuck fuck!!!!

Rave: but at least you have bacon!

You are welcome to shower off all that pork stench at my house tonight on the way to Buttermilk - I live two blocks from the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. (that would be a rave)

Rant: New Yorkers who freak out about a little snow.

Rave: The oil truck is here!!!
Rant: Now I don't have an excuse to continue smelling like pork.

Mougar wrote: Rave: The oil truck is here!!!
Rant: Now I don't have an excuse to continue smelling like pork.

Rave: Invader Zim

Rant: I'm sick again!!! and I hate my fuckin boss!

Rave: Palmer's Cocoa Butter with vitamin E travel size stick cream. Like chapstick but thick cocoa butter and is great to rub on chapped nose, lips, blemishes and marks.

Rant: Mama yelled at me in the "Just sayin'" thread.

Rave: I'm skipping out of work at 1.

Rant: Le Beave not taking the verbal spanking she needs, Dats right baby!

Rave: I leave at 12!! Woot!

Rave: Mama yelled at Ana.

Rant: I'm at work until 4:30. ...expect a lot of stupid posts between now and then.

Rant #2: The spanking Ana got was only verbal

Rant: Whynot is sexually suspect. That could be a rave, too, though. Depending on how you roll.

Rave: The Nine West in my building is closing this location and everything is REALLY cheap!

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Rant: Whynot is sexually suspect. That could be a rave, too, though. Depending on how you roll.

Rave: My online character "beavis" demands that I suspect everything is sexual.

Rant: I'm so old that some people don't know who Beavis is.

Rave: GOOG-411



I can't wait to try this! No more Verizon information charges!

Rant: Carnivore said I was borderline!

Rave: I love it!!

Rave: The Beave can take a joke.

Like madonna "borderline?"

Mamacita wrote: Like madonna "borderline?"

I'm more like "Like a Virgin" but whateves.

Rant: I'm still fucking sick
Rave: I bought one of my favorite indulgences....Sabretts hotdogs, and I'm gonna George Foreman them up and smother them with ketchup.

Merry christmas :-)

Flexichick wrote: Rant: I'm still fucking sick
Rave: I bought one of my favorite indulgences....Sabretts hotdogs, and I'm gonna George Foreman them up and smother them with ketchup.

Merry christmas :-)

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Flexichick wrote: Rant: I'm still fucking sick
Rave: I bought one of my favorite indulgences....Sabretts hotdogs, and I'm gonna George Foreman them up and smother them with ketchup.

Merry christmas :-)

I fuckin love you.

If you were a man , I'd dump my mustard on a hot dog lovin' spouse and marry your sweet ass.

Merry Christmas! :rendeer:

rave: Em loves my ketchup lovin' sweet ass. That's the nicest thing i've heard all day :-)

Rave: I finished ALL of the recordings on my DVR
Rant: I have watched 4 episodes of "True Blood" and went to HBO on demand to watch the rest and they are GONE
(semi) Rave: HBO will do the whole series on 12/31, so i can fill up my DVR again.

Rave: i've had FIVE glasses of wine!

Rant: i can't reach the glass on the coffee table.