The Rant Rave thread

Rave:

I was able to find an earlier flight late last nite!! :cheers:

They gave me a window seat in row 5!

I was stuck sitting in a middle seat row 17 and on a 8pm flight before that.

Rant:

I won't see my nieces and nephews till Saturday.

Rant: in NJ for the holidays with no car and NO COFFEE AT MY FOLKS' HOUSE. It's 11am now, my lazy brother is still asleep so present excahngin's waits til he drags his carcass out of bed. NEED. COFFEE.

RANT: Fuck those ripoff Koreans at the Sunac market. That shit more expensive than whole foods. The most expensive store I have ever had the displeasure of shopping in. FUCK YOU SUNAC!!!

What is the Sunac market?

RANT!!! Eartha Kitt is dead!!

Rant: That sucks!!!!

Rave: Eartha Kitt was teh awesome. And EEBIL!

Carnivore wrote: What is the Sunac market?

this organicish grocery store in williamsburg thats open late. theres one by the bedford and one by the lorimer L stops. decent stash, but over priced. my shitty ex always wanted to stop there and load up on snacks and fruit and beer (that part was more so me). it was way over priced.

RANT: I'm AWAKE so I can get ready for work.

Rave: No work will actually be done by me.

Rant: Beaver gave me herpes

Rave: I think I'm getting over my whooping cough/consumption/lime disease/syph.....

RANT: DAMN YOU CARNY!!!

Rave: I gave Mama herpes.

Rant: She gave it to Eartha Kitt and killed her.

rave: going to brunch with the lovely lady and returning to brooklyn soon after

rant: finding someone to drive my ass back to brooklyn

rave: I'm getting a used scooter from a desperate seller for a cheap price, because its December

rant: Its December, and its too cold to ride it....

Rant:Where should I grab lunch?

Rave: Beaves almost off work!

Mamacita wrote: Rant:Where should I grab lunch?

Rave: Beaves almost off work!

When in doubt, Carneviento.

you read my mind!

Rant: Mom's innernet don't work so good out here in Ohio.

Rant: I ate so much bad cheese over the last few days I feel sick. A cheese ball covered in nuts with a maraschino cherry on top? Really Mom? I thought I trained you better than that.

Rave: the slab of stilton I scored.

Rave: I bought the wine (and didn't do too bad for Toledo) and (pretty)much saved (my) xmas.

Too many more rants to continue.

But big rave: I get to see my big sweet guys tomorrow. I miss them to death.

Rave: I'm back in Brooklyn and can't wait to see friends tomorrow!

Rant: I went to 6 stores when I got back into NY today trying to find atleast one of two specific pairs of sneakers, with no luck whatsoever. eff my life. and my haggard ass shoes that will last maybe another month.

rtraindweller wrote: Rave: I'm back in Brooklyn and can't wait to see friends tomorrow!

Rant: I went to 6 stores when I got back into NY today trying to find atleast one of two specific pairs of sneakers, with no luck whatsoever. eff my life. and my haggard ass shoes that will last maybe another month.

try zappos.com. They're awesome and they almost always upgrade you to free overnight shipping

already been on their site since the epic fail of this evening. and they dont have either either in my size god doesn't want me to have shoes.

Rave:

My lil bro is here visiting and brought his lap top!

Family medical problem corner:

My lil bro picks me up from the airport and the first thing he says after we fasten our seat belts in is "dad gots hemroids". I started laughing and "I said why you telling me that shit for?" He said bcuz he's walking funny and I don't want you to ask him what's wrong bcuz he's embarrassed.

Sure enough I walk in to surprise him and he's really walking funny. My other bro leans over and whispers "he got hemroids" and I started laughing again ( I know I'm so mean,but I can't help it),and he says "shhh, he's gonna know you're laughing at him , we're not allowed to talk about it.

My mom was shocked to see me. She looked at me and looked away cuz I guess she thought I was my sister,but then she looked again and screamed out my name with a huge smile on her beautiful face and gave me the biggest hug ever.

Rant :

My sister still hasn't brought her kids by. They live far and she is making me wait till Sunday instead of Saturday. I've been harassing her but it's not working.

Rave : She's gonna come Sunday and they'll stay here with me till I leave. :bounce:

RANT: Ollie just knocked over an entire bottle, minus one small glass, of wine (not everyday wine, meaning kind of friggin expensive wine) AND

RANT: Most of it spilled in that elusive small crack between the counter and the fridge. How am I supposed to clean THAT shit up?

Little fucker. No catnip for you tonight.

Rant: I'm at work.
Rave: at least it's Friday. Who wants to have brunch with me tomorrow??

Rave: I called out of work.

Rant: Daytime TV sucks.

Rave: I have today off, and (unlike someone...) am smart enough to not spend it watching TV. We have only 18 days of Dubya left.

Rant: Mrs. Whynot has to work.

whynot_31 wrote: Rave: I have today off, and (unlike someone...) am smart enough to not spend it watching TV. We have only 18 days of Dubya left.

Rant: Mrs. Whynot has to work.

What? I'm posting here, too. Jeez. Like you're the only one.

now that I have provoked you, what should we fight about?

Beav next

How about this is the "rant and rave" thread, not the "guess who's posting next" thread? Go!

rant: The beav thinks she is the one to enforce the rules.

rave: She is powerless and fry-less as a result of mama's mod powers and appetite.

Rave: those fries were GOOD.
Rant: those fries disappeared when my back was turned.

Rave: This video

Happy New Year Everyone! Have a peek back at 2008:
http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/UJ 12-22-08.wmv


Rant: Those fries were only ok, not GOOD (mama told me)