The Rant Rave thread

Rave: Dram makes a damn fine burger, though.

Rant: Whynot didn't defend my fries with his LIFE!

RANT: I HAVE NO HEAT and my 85 year old landlady is visting her kids in NJ for the weekend. No one can access the basement or the boiler without her key. I'm wearing 2 sweaters and 3 pairs of socks. I am off to Home Depot for either a space heater or lock breaking tools. This sucks.

Rave: Beav might actually believe that Carnivore and I didn't eat her fries.

Rant: Beav now hates me, and not mama.

Rant: Whynot and Carnivore think I'm a rube.

Rave: I spit in the fries before I left the table.

VoodooNYC wrote: RANT: I HAVE NO HEAT and my 85 year old landlady is visting her kids in NJ for the weekend. No one can access the basement or the boiler without her key. I'm wearing 2 sweaters and 3 pairs of socks. I am off to Home Depot for either a space heater or lock breaking tools. This sucks.

Rave: I could spend my afternoon using my grinder and crowbar breaking into voodoo's furnace room.

Rant: Beav thinks her spit scares me. However, on occasion, my dog wakes me up by licking me ...after licking his butt.

Rave: The Beav thinks she is scary, but is a wimp.

Rant: Being talked about while I'm away
More Rant: I'm still stuck at work! WAAAHHH!!

Rave: My spit has herpes. Ask Mama.

i lost my directv. i think it was a victim of the high winds disturbing the dish on the bldg roof. life w/o tv is strangely different.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Rave: My spit has herpes. Ask Mama.

rave: My high school years proved that I am immune to Herpes.
Rave #2: Lots of snow coming to the Catskills, subaru keys in hand.

Rant: Too psyched about #2 to think of a rant.

Rant: I want to play in the snow!

Rave: I might have another chance to give Beav my SARS at breakfast this weekend.

Rant: I'm torn, do I go to SP for cheap eats, or do I drag her to PS for unlimited champagne... decisions....

Rant: Our moderator has been sick for over a week, yet hasn't gone to a MD to get some Cipro.

Rave: Mama didn't eat the the Beav's fries, but will give her SARS. Everyone is out to get the Beav.

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU PEOPLE BESIDES GIVE YOU LOVE (and herpes)???????? WHAT???

Rant: Now the Beav thinks she is a victim. ...you should join Mama over on the Pets board. Can you believe she is trying to give away her cat?

Rave: About to get Nachos from the skull mexican place on Washington.

Rave: I spit in the nachos from the skull mexican place.

Rant: Beav continues thinks her spit scares me.
However, on occasion, my dog wakes me up by licking me ...after licking his butt.

Rave: Yummy, cheese filled, cal-mexican nachos (2000 calories) and a Diet Coke

There's some mucus in there, too.

Rave: Heat is finally back on after a miserable f-fin day and night.

Solution: $40 for lock cutter to break lock on outside metal doors entrance to basement (which will be deducted from rent). Call to 24 hour boiler guys who came within the hour and were amazing - boiler needs lots of work - check for $576 for temporary fix (which will be deducted from rent).

And a really nice PM from Whynot offering to come over and help break into the basement.

Rave: The movie "Milk". Sean Penn is amazing, as alwasy
Rant: people are still fighting for their rights 30+ years later

Rave: stinky blue cheese.

Flexichick wrote: Rave: stinky blue cheese.

Amen.

Rant: Where the hell are all my bitches??!?!

oh wait here they are....
http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=47220&highlight=area+codes

RANT: I'm too much of a lazy fuck to go out

RAVE: BF is taking back the rental movies so I can sit on my ass more.


RANT: where the fuck is everyone on here??

Rave: watching Wanted with Angelina Jolie and eating popcorn.

Rant: Mami is one onery MF.

What can is say I was feed booze and bacon by a saucy wench.... turns a girl bad :twisted:

Edit to add: MOUGAR!!!!!!!!

Rave: Making an epic good burger on the foreman grill (who knew?!)
Rant: Having clogged eustachian tubes that hurt like a sonofabitch and are preventing me from sleeping (well, along with my stuffy nose, sore throat...etc)
additional rant: being the sickliest person alive.

Rant: Someone needs to tend to Carmen: Advil, Tacos and Jim Beam. STAT!

Rave: Patrick Stewart as Claudius in Hamlet.

Rant: I'm joining the sick people band wagon.

Rave: my cooties have infected mougar, even though I haven't seen him for a couple weeks.

Rave: Carnivore is my BFF!

Rant: I don't really like him that much.

How did Carny get off your shit stick and how did Whynot get on it?
PS... use protection with multiple partners....

Rant: I was one of two canditates for a new job, but learned I will remain at my current one.

Rave: I will continue to have free time to annoy Ana.