The Rant Rave thread

Rave: Jackson is on the back of the couch next to me. He's having a dream and keeps cackling and twitching. It's adorable :-)

Rant: I hate to cook.

Rave: I'm gonna be sporting one of these, and if anybody makes fun of me, they're gonna get knocked over the head

You should get a sword cane.

Carnivore wrote: You should get a sword cane.

ooh, that would be hot. I wanted one with a big diamond on the top, and it should be purple and sparkly...but I hope to only need it for a few weeks (am walking like an old lady with flat Flintstone feet, and it's screwing up my hip and everything else)

You'd have to catch me first.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: You'd have to catch me first.

that part's easy - just need a bottle and a hot guy to wave in front of you....

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]You'd have to catch me first.

that part's easy - just need a bottle and a hot guy to wave in front of you....

God, you suck.

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Carnivore]You should get a sword cane.

ooh, that would be hot. I wanted one with a big diamond on the top, and it should be purple and sparkly...but I hope to only need it for a few weeks (am walking like an old lady with flat Flintstone feet, and it's screwing up my hip and everything else)


My big bro had one of those!!

Kinda looked like this :



He didn't need that cane for walking purposes.....

Rave :

Pineapple pizza!!!! Finally got some. Yummy!!

i think my umm shoes are nice. the green ones. Iu I want an exercise bike.

I need somthing that doesn't make noise cuz my nieghdbor are old the ones underneath and i think they sleepo at all hopurs.

They bike , which one is better revcumbanet or the regular ones like hthe one you sit ona and move your legs like normal people do that hwen they ride the bikes.

Damn Em, if I didn't know better I would say you were hittin' the sauce last night!!!!!!! I was! A lovely cab from LI, Laurel Lakes. Mmmmmm..... after so many bottles of cheap and tasty, what a treat!!!!!

WARNING: DO NOT READ THE BELOW IF YOU ARE EATING!

Rant: Carni!!!!! Halp!!!!!!! I think my knee is gangrened (sp?) My roommate said there was too much soft, almost greenish exterior as if I had put too much ointment, but I only put on the neosporin pain reliever twice a day, covered while at work and uncovered at home . The two wounds are really painful and the skin around is red like they are infected. Should I just kill myself before I need to be amputated?

^OMG!! . Use knee pads next time...

scarlett wrote: Damn Em, if I didn't know better I would say you were hittin' the sauce last night!!!!!!! I was! A lovely cab from LI, Laurel Lakes. Mmmmmm..... after so many bottles of cheap and tasty, what a treat!!!!!

WARNING: DO NOT READ THE BELOW IF YOU ARE EATING!

Rant: Carni!!!!! Halp!!!!!!! I think my knee is gangrened (sp?) My roommate said there was too much soft, almost greenish exterior as if I had put too much ointment, but I only put on the neosporin pain reliever twice a day, covered while at work and uncovered at home . The two wounds are really painful and the skin around is red like they are infected. Should I just kill myself before I need to be amputated?

Sounds like they might be infected. You need to see a doctor because you probably need antibiotics.

Go see a doctor girl!!

Rave: This one's for le beave - http://www.myapartmentmap.com/contest/dirtiest_apartment_final/

^^ Oohh boy , that's some messy shit.

Rant :

I'm up early!

Rave:

Hey , at least I can catch Maury now !!

Rant :

I'm starving !!!!!!!!!

Oh CHRIST! I'm having convulsions.

Beave can you give me your docs name and number - I think he's right by work, right? When the F am I going to get to go to the doctor? Can you go for me please?

Mougar wrote: Rave: This one's for le beave - http://www.myapartmentmap.com/contest/dirtiest_apartment_final/

That just made me throw up in my mouth a little.
That Lisa one is just plain disgusting

Em, how is that exercise Giselle machine working for you? Are you still using it, have you liked it?

Anelise Engel, MD
(212) 223-0437
654 Madison Avenue, 6th FL
New York, NY 10021

stacey wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rave: This one's for le beave - http://www.myapartmentmap.com/contest/dirtiest_apartment_final/

That just made me throw up in my mouth a little.
That Lisa one is just plain disgusting

It boggles my mind how women can be that dirty. WOMEN!!

RANT: Its a big enough umbrella but its always me that ends up getting wet

MeredithB wrote: RANT: Its a big enough umbrella but its always me that ends up getting wet

Rave: Every little thing I do is magic!

MeredithB wrote: RANT: Its a big enough umbrella but its always me that ends up getting wet

Rave: Every little thing I do is magic!

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=stacey][quote=Mougar]Rave: This one's for le beave - http://www.myapartmentmap.com/contest/dirtiest_apartment_final/

That just made me throw up in my mouth a little.
That Lisa one is just plain disgusting

It boggles my mind how women can be that dirty. WOMEN!!

I think of you whenever I see those house cleaning shows. I like the two older British ladies. They crack me up.

I have a friend who loves to clean. Her boyfriend calls her "The White Tornado"

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=stacey][quote=Mougar]Rave: This one's for le beave - http://www.myapartmentmap.com/contest/dirtiest_apartment_final/

That just made me throw up in my mouth a little.
That Lisa one is just plain disgusting

It boggles my mind how women can be that dirty. WOMEN!!

I think of you whenever I see those house cleaning shows. I like the two older British ladies. They crack me up.

I have a friend who loves to clean. Her boyfriend calls her "The White Tornado"

I love that show! However, I do not wear those stupid gloves. Latex, baby, latex.

I love that show! However, I do not wear those stupid gloves. Latex, baby, latex.