The Rant Rave thread

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Mougar]I'm amenable to that ...

the biking or the donut making? if you make them calorie free and delish, I will marry you and make you a real Mougar
It was the biking, but if you want calorie laden fried mac n cheese or totCHOs or mostly gin based cocktails, come out tomorrow night.

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Mougar]I'm amenable to that ...

the biking or the donut making? if you make them calorie free and delish, I will marry you and make you a real Mougar
It was the biking, but if you want calorie laden fried mac n cheese or totCHOs or mostly gin based cocktails, come out tomorrow night.

Rant :

Getting kicked off the sofa bed by a 9 year old diva. Her and my FBFF are sharing it and I jumped in the middle but she wasn't liking my feet up in here face. I should go snatch my SpongeBob blanket off her selfish ass. :mad:

Rant:

My FBFF doesn't want to cuddle. :sad:


Rant:

My sister was cussing at me for not putting on the Hindi movie Om Shanti Om . When I finally got around to it , it ended up having Chinese subtitles so that ended up some how being my fault?? :scratch:

Rant :

My sweet little nephew called me caca. It's all their fault ! He thought I did something wrong bcuz of the way those three were acting.

Rant:

They kicked me off the bed then they decided that I should go sit on the chair by the computer cuz there ain't nowhere else to sit since they are sleeping on both sofa beds.So here I am. 8-[

Rant :

Getting kicked off the sofa bed by a 9 year old diva. Her and my FBFF are sharing it and I jumped in the middle but she wasn't liking my feet up in here face. I should go snatch my SpongeBob blanket off her selfish ass. :mad:

Rant:

My FBFF doesn't want to cuddle. :sad:


Rant:

My sister was cussing at me for not putting on the Hindi movie Om Shanti Om . When I finally got around to it , it ended up having Chinese subtitles so that ended up some how being my fault?? :scratch:

Rant :

My sweet little nephew called me caca. It's all their fault ! He thought I did something wrong bcuz of the way those three were acting.

Rant:

They kicked me off the bed then they decided that I should go sit on the chair by the computer cuz there ain't nowhere else to sit since they are sleeping on both sofa beds.So here I am. 8-[

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Flexichick]^are you going to make her a BFF bracelet? ;-)

Have whynot make them a name sign! I hear he has free time on his hands



P.S. Some readers may wonder why whynot occasionally refers to himself in the third person. I assure you, he remains sane.

I know this because I, Dude, have recently been taught how to blog. ...but I have yet to have my own account.


If you're serious ab the sign I've got some ideas!! Everyone is going to be shocked at how seemingly normal she is considering we've been bff for 5 years.

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Flexichick]^are you going to make her a BFF bracelet? ;-)

Have whynot make them a name sign! I hear he has free time on his hands



P.S. Some readers may wonder why whynot occasionally refers to himself in the third person. I assure you, he remains sane.

I know this because I, Dude, have recently been taught how to blog. ...but I have yet to have my own account.


If you're serious ab the sign I've got some ideas!! Everyone is going to be shocked at how seemingly normal she is considering we've been bff for 5 years.

bring 'em!

bring 'em!

RAVE: I'll be hanging out with Islandgurl this weekend!

RAVE: I'll be hanging out with Islandgurl this weekend!

Mougar wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=Mougar]I'm amenable to that ...

the biking or the donut making? if you make them calorie free and delish, I will marry you and make you a real Mougar
It was the biking, but if you want calorie laden fried mac n cheese or totCHOs or mostly gin based cocktails, come out tomorrow night.


pls to send totchos and fried mac n cheese down the five flights of stairs from your apartment. You can keep the gin.

Mougar wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=Mougar]I'm amenable to that ...

the biking or the donut making? if you make them calorie free and delish, I will marry you and make you a real Mougar
It was the biking, but if you want calorie laden fried mac n cheese or totCHOs or mostly gin based cocktails, come out tomorrow night.


pls to send totchos and fried mac n cheese down the five flights of stairs from your apartment. You can keep the gin.

rant: USPS guy rings all bells in my house at the same time, no matter who the package is for and rings them incessantly without waiting. Um, I need some time to get to the door, asshat. Pls to send back hot FedEx guy.

rant: USPS guy rings all bells in my house at the same time, no matter who the package is for and rings them incessantly without waiting. Um, I need some time to get to the door, asshat. Pls to send back hot FedEx guy.

rave: getting my first professional massage tonight.

(that sounds like a euphemism, no matter how i try to write it. rave.)

rave: getting my first professional massage tonight.

(that sounds like a euphemism, no matter how i try to write it. rave.)

rave: getting my first professional massage tonight.

(that sounds like a euphemism, no matter how i try to write it. rave.)

Don't forget to ask for the happy ending.


(Fine! Someone had to make that joke)

Rave: I love hot summer days. Perfect for biking to the beach.

Rant: Biking to the beach is specifically on my list of activities I'm not allowed to do unless I want to ensure ankle surgery

Rant: Being crippled during my favorite time of year in the city, and the only time I willingly leave the house!

Rave: Sweet puppy dog looking very sleepy on his giant bed.

^agree almost word for word.

sweet tea wrote: rave: getting my first professional massage tonight.

(that sounds like a euphemism, no matter how i try to write it. rave.)

massages are awesome! hope you get a good one and feel like a limp piece of spaghetti when finished

Rave: OOOOH, somebody's gonna get fired fo'sure! This is NOT the "softer side of Sears"

http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/20/the-perfect-grill-for-a-cannibal/

RANT: Young, right out of law school, know it all, still has Similac on his breath knucklehead telling me how to do my job of 22 years.

RAVE: My boss hearing him talk to me and telling him - no one speaks to stacey that way (kind of made me feel like Baby in Dirty Dancing).

^good boss! New lawyer needs a beating. My cane is available to you for free. You can even fold it up ninja-like and spring it on his baby behind

NO ONE PUTS STACY IN A CORNER!

damn right!

Rant: TWC. After long call the girl says "have I addressed your problem?" and I respond that I don't know b/c like I said, the problem is that it freezes and "pixilates" sporadically. She responds, with an attitude, "No, *did not* say anything about pixilating. You said you couldn't access that." I repeated what I started our conversation with, "When I access such and such channels [that I pay extra for] it freezes and pixilates making it impossible to watch an entire program." She huffs loudly and just sits in silence for about 30 seconds before speaking again with more attitude. For the record, I was very nice.

Rant: I think the 1/2 inch off of my hair I asked for is more like 2 inches

Rave: I don't care that much about my hair and in the future I might have Carmen to take care of my locks

Mamacita wrote: NO ONE PUTS STACY IN A CORNER!

damn right!

I was just thinking that. Hahaha!

RAVE: Out of work early, going to hang out with Islandgurl
RANT: Only two people on my trivia team tonight, and they are both stoners!

MeredithB wrote: RANT: Only two people on my trivia team tonight, and they are both stoners!

Shouldn't that be a rave?

OpossumQueen wrote:

Rave: I don't care that much about my hair and in the future I might have Carmen to take care of my locks

Horray! And I may force you to dawgsit in return

Rave: Stacey is the nicest person ever and did me the HUGEST favor and made my day
Rave: cancelled my car insurance and am getting $178 back!
Rave: PUTTING IN MY NOTICE TODAY!!!