The Rant Rave thread

Rave: all you can drink brunch

Rave: Pork banh mi, followed by pork hot dog with mustard, followed by roast pork tacos.

Mougar wrote: Rave: Pork banh mi, followed by pork hot dog with mustard, followed by roast pork tacos.

Don't try and fool us with that taco diversion. So NOT ambiguous.

RANT: I missed the basketball game. I'm also exhausted.

Basketball?

Rant: Carmen is having some sort of technical issue which has prevented her from accessing Brooklynian all weekend and is going through severe withdrawal.

Rave: She said to tell everyone hi and she misses you bitches.

Funny rave: People can't stop talking about Beave's ovaries over in Park Slope

Rant: I'm starting to notice a trend on here pertaining to Monday's and angry (possibly hungover) member's posts. There's a pattern here!

Rave: Everyone in Park Slope is totally obsessed with my reproductive organs. Kinda creepy but flattering at the same time.

Rant: Unemployed females seem to be particularly enarmored with my innards. Weird.

Rant: Have we figured out if Whynot is adopting a baby from Zimbabwe yet??

Mamacita wrote: Rant: Have we figured out if Whynot is adopting a baby from Zimbabwe yet??

Rant: You have to wait until Thursday.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=jeffrey]One notable side-effect is that it seems to blow multimillion dollar endorsement deals.

Doubtful in his case.

Yeah, it's official. No lost endorsements.

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimming/news/story?id=3878675

Heh: http://www.theagitator.com/2009/02/01/a-letter-id-like-to-see-but-wont/

Here’s a crazy thought: If I can smoke a little dope and go on to win 14 Olympic gold medals, maybe pot smokers aren’t doomed to lives of couch surfing and video games, as our moronic government would have us believe. In fact, the list of successful pot smokers includes not just world class athletes like me, Howard, Williams, and others, it includes Nobel Prize winners, Pulitzer Prize winners, the last three U.S. presidents, several Supreme Court justices, and luminaries and success stories from all sectors of business and the arts, sciences, and humanities.

RANT : Yellow Pages latest volumes outside almost every/any business in the neighborhood, regardless of whether the building is occupied or not. (Does anyone even use the paper version of Yellow Pages any more? I know I only use the online version)

RAVE : Sunshine and temps in the mid-50's!

Rant: I'm sick. I blame it on pork and alcohol deficiency.

Rave- I finally got back on! My IP address was blocked...weird.

Mougar wrote: Rant: I'm sick. I blame it on pork and alcohol deficiency.

Rant: ambiguous phrasing.

Do you blame it on:

1) pork and (alcohol deficiency)

or do you blame it on

2) (pork and alcohol) deficiency?

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rant: I'm sick. I blame it on pork and alcohol deficiency.

2) (pork and alcohol) deficiency?
Did you really have to ask?

Rave: I have 19 beers in my fridge leftover from last night (mostly bluemoon and corona!) I also have a billion dips and 6 bags of chips.

Rant: I dont really drink that much beer. And I dont really need to eat all those chips. Goddamnit.

Rave: Yay, Carmen is back!

Carmen wrote: Rave: I have 19 beers in my fridge leftover from last night (mostly bluemoon and corona!) I also have a billion dips and 6 bags of chips.

Rant: I dont really drink that much beer. And I dont really need to eat all those chips. Goddamnit.

party at Carmen's :cheers: / :pukel:

Rant: I am done wasting my energy on Obamanut.

Rave: party at Carmen's

:jocolor: :rambo: :pukel:

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=jeffrey]One notable side-effect is that it seems to blow multimillion dollar endorsement deals.

Doubtful in his case.

Yeah, it's official. No lost endorsements.

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimming/news/story?id=3878675

Rant: I'm not feeling so good. I can't wait to be home.

Mamacita wrote: Rant: I'm not feeling so good. I can't wait to be home.

oh noes!

Yeah, on the upside at home there's delicious Mole Verde that i made, and beans! and cheese!

Mamacita wrote: Yeah, on the upside at home there's delicious Mole Verde that i made, and beans! and cheese!

Rave: dinner for everyone tonight at Mami and Papi's!

:cheers:

Rant: those damn Park Slope posters are about to pass the Prospect Heights posters!

....it looks like it will be this week! Carnivore, you must post only in PH.

we must not fall to the Slope. we must resist!

...resistance is futile, they've been catching up for long time.

Brooklyn Back When is worse.

whynot_31 wrote: Rant: those damn Park Slope posters are about to pass the Prospect Heights posters!

Ah! So *that's* what Obamanut's up to...

RANT: someone's abducted Mougar. Sound the Amber alerts!!!

...he would look good on a milk carton

Mamacita wrote: RANT: someone's abducted Mougar. Sound the Amber alerts!!!

Except that he's enjoying whatever someone is doing to him and doesn't want to be saved...