The Rant Rave thread

Uuuuuuuuuuum I think he took a snow day, with claims of some illness.

Rant: I just found out my manager friend, my only true true confidant at work is quitting. I am sad. Must. Stop. Crying.

Rant: I woke up.

Mougar wrote: Rant: I woke up.

Uh, unless I'm missing something, that'a rave.

I'm sick and was napping, so yes it's a rant.

Mougar wrote: I'm sick and was napping, so yes it's a rant.

Rant: Crabby Mougar!

Not from personal experience, rather, Papi told me, but I don't think crabs are technically an illness.

Mmmm, I could so go for crab soup. Who's going to give me crabs?

Salami boy?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Salami boy?

He handles the turf, but not the surf.

Rave: Snow.

Rant: Seemingly functional people who never save a dime, and fall into crisis quickly as a result.

When are you getting the new puppy? I have convinced myself you're getting a new puppy. A boxer puppy. Named Felix. So he can play with Oscar.

What''s saving Whynot?

Rave: bourbon when it's snowing.

Rant: Impatient people.

Rave: I will PM all of the people on this board I know on Thursday if all goes according to plan.

Rant: Impatient people who forget Felix was a cartoon cat, and therefore not a good name for a puppy.

Rant: People who over estimate the impact of a boxer puppy.

Rant: People who don't know The Odd Couple and know that Felix and Oscar are AWESOME names for boxer puppies.

Rave: I would at least get the clean cultured one. You'd get the beer drinking slob.

Rave: My simply AWESOME alpaca hat that Scarho's momma made for me. Everyone at work was very jealous and wanted to touch it. I wouldn't let them.

Rant: My dog really IS a beer drinking slob.

Rave: my roommate cheering me up by singing "Lovin' You,"
la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la n la la laaaaa
doot n doo doo doo dooo

aiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Come on, sing along, you know you want to!!!!

Rave: Who doesn't love LeBeave!!!!

scarlett wrote: Rave: Who doesn't love LeBeave!!!!

Nobody who matters!

Rave: my hat is still awesome.

Rave: Ana is going to post a picture of her hat

Rave: some of us got to see it on her - so adorable.

Rant: The whole board should get to see it. It doesn't have to be on her head.

scarlett wrote: Rave: bourbon when it's snowing.

Rave ^^^^ This.

And Minnie Ripperton.

la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la n la la laaaaa
doot n doo doo doo dooo

Thanks Scarni.

Rave: I haven't put makeup on in three days because I havn't left the house since early Sunday

Rant: feeling like a fat lazy ass for said reason

rant again: having a job that makes me brain hurt. I hate cost accounting. Standard costing can suck it.

Rant :

I have to do laundry again today.

Rant :

My cable is messed up.

Rave :

My internet is fine.

Rant:

If my internet messes up too I'll be so pissed.

Rave :

Cornelius cheese burger and fries tomorrow. =P~

I'll make sure not to eat a damn thing before I go so that I'll actually finish the whole thing.

Rant: I can't remember the last time I did laundry.
Rant: I am sober.
Rant: I can't remember the last time I saw Em26.
Rant: i am sober.
Rant: I may be getting fired in 15 minutes.
Rant: I am sober.

Fired?! Whyfor?!

Rant: Dead horses being beaten.
Rave: Scarlett is too pretty to be fired.