The Rant Rave thread

Rant: Friends who act like men and give you no sympathy for crappy work situations, just try ot offer stupid solutions.
Rave: Friends who act like friends and give you shots of whiskey and listen to your crappy work situations while petting you and cooing.

Rave: 800 year old bartenders at Holland Bar!!!!!!!!!

scarlett wrote: Rant: Friends who act like men and give you no sympathy for crappy work situations, just try ot offer stupid solutions.

Rant: Stereotypes about men.

scarlett wrote: Rave: Friends who act like friends and give you shots of whiskey and listen to your crappy work situations while petting you and cooing.

Rant: Expecting men to act like women.

Rave: My post contradicts itself.

scarlett wrote: Rant: Friends who act like men and give you no sympathy for crappy work situations, just try ot offer stupid solutions.

I get it. When I have a problem I really don't want practical advice. I just want sympathy and food and booze.

Rave: Mougie is moving soon ....does he/she/it need furniture?

Rave: Free stuff!

Yeah, I just saw that. I don't know yet where I'm moving, but hopefully I'll get a positive response on the roof deck place this Monday.

Rave: Pick up dates are flexible.

Rant: Mrs. Whynot said there is no way in hell that she is dressing up as Vanna White in order to foist the stuff on Mougar.

Rave: mere sight of Mougar's roofdeck makes whynot bare his chest and drop his drawers.

For free, no less...

jeffrey wrote: Rave: mere sight of Mougar's roofdeck makes whynot bare his chest and drop his drawers.

For free, no less...

???

Rave: We have a reason to continue to let Mougar hang out with us ...he might get a roof deck for us to loiter on this summer.

Rant: Isn't nudity always free?

Just having a little fun with your extremely generous offer to drop off your chest of drawers at his new apt, if he gets it.

Hah, that must be some roofdeck.

Oh wait..you said pick up, not drop off.

Rant: I am an idiot
Rave: I am an eediot


***edited to add:

whynot_31 wrote: Rave: We have a reason to continue to let Mougar hang out with us ...he might get a roof deck for us to loiter on this summer

Woo~! A most excellent plan, if I may say so myself.



And we shall call it...Moug Park.

Mougar wrote: [quote=scarlett]Rant: Friends who act like men and give you no sympathy for crappy work situations, just try ot offer stupid solutions.

I get it. When I have a problem I really don't want practical advice. I just want sympathy and food and booze.

Thanks for understanding, but we all know you're much more of a girl than a man!

Moug Park!!! LOL!!!!!

LOCK YOU DRAWERS!!!

My bra might just ricochet off!

Rave: We can likely get Mougie evicted in less than a week.

Listeh here, people. That manty-dropping roof deck is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rave: If the landlord is into boobs, mougie might get a discount for having cleavaged friends.

Rave: I am the only one who has met the owner!!!!!!!!!

RAVE :: bra's flying off !!!!

Rave: Stacey!!

Rant: Mougar's landlord isn't Supreme Ian. Mougar could have gotten a big discount from him.

Rave: The simple pleasures of life, like flying bras.

RANT & RAVE :::: the moug is welcome to be a tenant of mine...

flying bras are great and can be dangerous !!

Ian would know.....

Rant: Doing my own laundry and having to fold
Rave: Getting my laundry done for me at the laundromat

Rant: The economic crisis makes me hesitant to spend money on laundry when I could do it myself
Rave: F it I'll spend the money anyway

Jay B wrote:
Rave: Getting my laundry done for me at the laundromat

Rave: F it I'll spend the money anyway

Rave: This.

Rave: 'There's no reason only poor people should get malaria': The moment Bill Gates released jar of mosquitoes at packed conference

Rant: it's too f ing cold to do laundry
Rave: a friend just invited me over with promise of wine hooray!!!!

scarlett wrote: Rant: it's too f ing cold to do laundry

Rave: Another week with Scarlett not wearing panties!!

Maybe I am on a panty strike until I get my roof deck!

Rave: Ginger tea with a ricola and bourbon mixed in. Kind of reminds me of the pepto and bourbon cocktail in cape fear [remake].

Rave: Ricocheting bras and panty strikes. It's college week on Brooklynian!