The Rant Rave thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68vv1sIyaMs

HA!! at happy hour he admitted it is some sort of illegal dwarf sweatshop or sex ring of some sorts :roll:

Rant; getting my Netflix this week and having it be the same stupid movie my roommate got last week.

Rave: Illegal dwarf sex rings.

Rant: that happy hour kind of sucked (except for the stellar company of course). I came away both sober and hungry. NOT a good thing.

Rant: I forget Mougar's new nick name. Butterbutt? Buttcups?

Bitch Cakes?


Yeah, i went home grabbed a slice of pizza. Lame!!!

RAVE: Butterbutt!!!!!!!!

and
buttercups!!!!!!!

Mamacita wrote: Bitch Cakes?

No, I'm the only who gets to use Bitch Cakes™.

Listen Bitchcakes, you will wear the name and like it!

Rave: surely Hooters happy hour will leave us neither sober nor hungry!

scarlett wrote: Rave: surely Hooters happy hour will leave us neither sober nor hungry!

Only horny. Except for Bitch Cakes. Because, well, you know....

when is said Hooters happy hour?

Rave: Carla is awesome
Rant: Stefan and Hosea are douche nozzles.

Rave: Hosea deserves to win.
Rant: Carla blew her chance to win by not have the confidence to cook her own food. This has plagued her throughout the competition any time she had to work with others.

Bah, screw Hosea.

You're just jealous that he has the same facial hair as you.

Rant: this entire season of Top Chef in New York was just meh. The chefs weren't as impressive and aside from cooking at Le Bernardin with Eric Ripert, it wasn't that exciting. Emeril didn't even yell "Bam!" once in NOLA.

whynot_31 wrote: when is said Hooters happy hour?

Mama usually decides these things. Maybe Thursday?

Rave: not going to the crappy happy hour
Rave: getting girl scout cookies instead

Rave: cute kitty talking to the birdies outside the window.

Rave: potluck lunch party at work
Rant: too many SVPs attended so we couldn't have booze

Mamacita wrote: Rave: cute kitty talking to the birdies outside the window.

Rant: People who rub it in that they get to sit around all day.

rant: WORK IS STRESSING ME OUT AND I WANT TO VOM ALL OVER EVERYONE. why is my job so extraordinarily hard sometimes. I am too fucking stupid for this.


rave: I'm too busy to eat so I'll lose some lbs? jhgakjdghlakgalkdnkajng

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Mamacita]Rave: cute kitty talking to the birdies outside the window.

Rant: People who rub it in that they get to sit around all day.

Oh man, you wouldn't envy me if you knew how sick I've been lately. I need to go to the doctor and get some organs exchanged :-&

Mamacita wrote: Oh man, you wouldn't envy me if you knew how sick I've been lately. I need to go to the doctor and get some organs exchanged :-&

We discussed this last night. You have Mono from all that beer pong you've been playing.

http://www.collegeotr.com/university_of_california_los_angeles/beer_pong_breeding_grounds_for_disease_10553

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mamacita]Oh man, you wouldn't envy me if you knew how sick I've been lately. I need to go to the doctor and get some organs exchanged :-&

We discussed this last night. You have Mono from all that beer pong you've been playing.

http://www.collegeotr.com/university_of_california_los_angeles/beer_pong_breeding_grounds_for_disease_10553

Ho many times do I have to tell you people that it's syphilis?

Carnivore wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC][quote=Mamacita]Oh man, you wouldn't envy me if you knew how sick I've been lately. I need to go to the doctor and get some organs exchanged :-&

We discussed this last night. You have Mono from all that beer pong you've been playing.

http://www.collegeotr.com/university_of_california_los_angeles/beer_pong_breeding_grounds_for_disease_10553

Ho many times do I have to tell you people that it's syphilis?

great freudian typo: "Ho" as opposed to "how"

scarlett wrote: Rant: this entire season of Top Chef in New York was just meh. The chefs weren't as impressive and aside from cooking at Le Bernardin with Eric Ripert, it wasn't that exciting. Emeril didn't even yell "Bam!" once in NOLA.

RANT: I didn't get to watch Top Chef live and I came thisfuckingclose to reading the rest of the thread (finally watched it just now).

Please, people, put stuff like this in another thread or warn people! Let me have a litte bit of fun (sad, but true....my big event was watching the finale)


:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Rave: Just bought a bottle of bourbon and Killzone 2.

Rant: Have to have dinner with Future Wife before I go home to play.

Aw ssweetie but I didn't give spoilers- Carny and Mougar did!! Blame them for everything- not me!!!!

scarlett wrote: Aw ssweetie but I didn't give spoilers- Carny and Mougar did!! Blame them for everything- not me!!!!

fair enpugh......you all suck!