The Rant Rave thread

Mamacita ain't got no damn mono or syphilis!





Its trichomoniasis , bitches.



Rave :

I'm baaaaaaaaaack.....


My IP got fixed today-hey hey hey! :cheers:

Em, christ, we missed you. What was the problem???

I was banned twice.

Isn't that nice?

I'm really not sure what's going on. The web is jacked up , I guess.
It had to have been a mistake.....Cuz , you know , I ain't banning material. 8)

Rant: EM has returned.

More Rave: Monday is March 1st. This is significant because: 1. I will be away this weekend. 2. When I return, I will no longer be tired of making of fun of Mougar, and will resume my old habits.

Em26 wrote: I was banned twice.

Isn't that nice?

Carni and Mama: Stop flexing your mod muscles! Just because Em hates bacon and eats her dogs with ketchup. Jeez!

I love your new avatar.

Soooo cute! :razz:


It looks like he's saying "shut.....the fuck up" in a nice stuck up kinda way.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Em26]I was banned twice.

Isn't that nice?

Carni and Mama: Stop flexing your mod muscles! Just because Em hates bacon and eats her dogs with ketchup. Jeez!

Dude!!! I was working my ass off for a while there wondering WTF was up.

Though come to think of it, maybe she does need banning? that whole anti-bacon thing speaks of a deep and profound mental illness :P Halal be damned!! ..... mummm..... wait... I'm hankering for some chicken and rice now...

RANT: Work. I can't even begin to describe the stupid bullshit I am dealing with. I'm struggling not to quit.

RANT: I just bent down to pick something up off the bathroom floor and when I came up, I hit my forehead into the corner of the towel rack and made a perfect and deep Y shaped cut right on my head and it's bleeding a lot.

I have had enough. Somebody say something to cheer me up

Flexichick wrote: a perfect and deep Y shaped cut right on my head and it's bleeding a lot.

I have had enough. Somebody say something to cheer me up

Y stands for YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Flexichick] a perfect and deep Y shaped cut right on my head and it's bleeding a lot.

I have had enough. Somebody say something to cheer me up

Y stands for YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's nothing. Two weeks ago I was carrying a long florescent bulb and managed to stab myself in the forehead with one end ....imprinting the signature two prongs almost to the point where it broke skin.

It was classic CSI stuff.

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=Flexichick] a perfect and deep Y shaped cut right on my head and it's bleeding a lot.

I have had enough. Somebody say something to cheer me up

Y stands for YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's nothing. Two weeks ago I was carrying a long florescent bulb and managed to stab myself in the forehead with one end ....imprinting the signature two prongs almost to the point where it broke skin.

It was classic CSI stuff.


holy shit ahahahahaahahahaahahahaha

Rave: Spring like weather makes me horny
Rant: Probably shouldn't be horny at work

Rant: working late on a friday
rave: i swear to GOD i am not working this weekend...

RANT: Flexi is accident prone.

to cheer you up:

hahahaha

RAVE: THIS WHOLE PAGE OF R&R'S IS PRETTY DAMN FUNNY

ahahahaha

Rant: Mougar dared me to get over my fear of street meat by going to a taco truck by work. My co-worker cannot feel his tongue, lips or face as a result and I have maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajor food coma and xan't get any of the millions of things I need to do done. Grrrrrr.

Rave: R&R pages full of fail, and a button created for just such occasions



Rant: too lazy to go after scrollbar issue

Rant to Scarlett: I wish I went to El Rey del Sabor!!! I want my lips numb from the Alambre mexican cheesesteak.

VoodooNYC wrote: Rave: Illegal dwarf sex rings.

Rave: Now in digitally-remastered technicolor:





Rant: Catch it now before they put 'em back in the vault!

Another rant: 1:12 through 1:15 (see key frame image above) is full of the usual Disney wr0ng

jeffrey wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]Rave: Illegal dwarf sex rings.

Rave: Now in digitally-remastered technicolor:





Rant: Catch it now before they put 'em back in the vault!

Another rant: 1:12 through 1:15 (see key frame image above) is full of the usual Disney wr0ng


cant...stop...watching

Mamacita wrote: Rant to Scarlett: I wish I went to El Rey del Sabor!!! I want my lips numb from the Alambre mexican cheesesteak.

You should have seen the guy when my co-worker - this shrimpy Italian guy - ordered it. He was like "Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!"

Rave: Isaac Mizrahi

It's a purse, and a hat.

Rant :

It's a beautiful day and I'm lazying around.

Rave:

My choc addiction will get me out the door.

I'm going on a chocolate hunt in 10 mins. I have no more candy bars and the cake ain't cutting it.

I want....M&M's-NO! Take 5.....yeeeeah a king size Take 5. =P~

Rave: I am stopping work in 15 minutes to drink champage and eat cake!!!!!!!!!!

Rant: I'm so bored I'm discussing glaciers vs trees.

rave: 1 hour until the weekend.

scarlett wrote: Rave: I am stopping work in 15 minutes to drink champage and eat cake!!!!!!!!!!

Rave: Scarho turning into friggin' Marie Antoinette right before our very eyes.

whynot_31 wrote: rave: 1 hour until the weekend.

yeah, the weekend doesn't start until Saturday at 4:30pm for some of us

Rant: i need alcohol
Rant: i has no monies because my car insurance was renewed this month
Rant: i hate everything and it's going to rain

rave: ambien and takeout.

Carmen wrote: Rant: i need alcohol
Rant: i has no monies because my car insurance was renewed this month
Rant: i hate everything and it's going to rain

rave: ambien and takeout.

Carmen, you live in Brooklyn. ...get rid of the car!

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Carmen]Rant: i need alcohol
Rant: i has no monies because my car insurance was renewed this month
Rant: i hate everything and it's going to rain

rave: ambien and takeout.

Carmen, you live in Brooklyn. ...get rid of the car!

I know but she's my baby. And shes so durn pretty (or was before all the bumper scratches!) Plus I like being able to gtfo of here sometimes.