The Rant Rave thread

rave: Em vs Carni.

Carni, she recently threatened me with a shovel... watch out.

Excuse me , it was a fucking bat . Get it right.

I stand corrected. ..and am getting scared myself.

Rave :

Twitter! :cheers:

I just made mine.

https://twitter.com/embkny

Who got a twitter that I can follow?

Rave: waking up and seeing that Carny and Em have begun again their bacon war.

Rave: Living room is getting painted! and I'm going to spend the whole day in my pj's! As Scarlett would say: Weeeeeeee!

Rave: The market has an early close on Thursday and doesn't re-open until Monday. 3.5 day weekend!

Rant: knew it would happen eventually. Damn black cat got white paint on him.

Secondary rant: painting moldings sucks ass. Goddanm decorative trim and shit :P

Rave: Sharing the misery of painting with someone else.

Rave: lying on the couch after a meal of Bombay potatoes, sauteed chicken and garlic rice in a nice, soft, puddle of laziness.

Rant: work, ignorant state counselors, dirty people, roommates who go home to the midwest and leave me alone, all alone

Rave: Iowa!

Rave: Vermont!

sweet tea wrote: Rave: Iowa!

Rave: Vermont!

I can't believe Iowa beat California and New York. They're just making us look bad.

Rant: I has no booze in my house. Someone deliver me some wine please kthx

Rant: The Ass jacked limes to 4/$1 from 6/$1. That's an extra 8¢ per lime / margarita.

That's too much rimming for you anyway. You should check out Lee's rim jobs!

Dude just sang "True Colors" on Idol. That song always makes me really sad because I know for all my sunny perso I am actually black dead and cold inside where the heart should be.

Edited to add--- this is how I know: my people are people who are visually impaired and I was just screaming at the guy who is blind on Idol because he effing sucked butt.

Rave: Scarlett is pure evil!

YEAH I AM!!!!! ANd whoever left the yummy Bordeaux at my house is not.

But Rave: a hot DSL guy just delivered my METS TICKETS WHOO HOO!!!!!

Rave; its 9pm and im in bed with a shot at getting a real nights sleep since a certain someone won't be grinding his teeth in my ears all night
Rave: megavideo!
Rave: MEXICAN EASTER! OLE!

Rave: Teeth grinders RULE!! (I am one).

scarlett wrote: YEAH I AM!!!!! ANd whoever left the yummy Bordeaux at my house is not.

awe, scarlett thinks I'm not evil.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Rave: Teeth grinders RULE!! (I am one).

NO!!!!! My husband grinds his teeth when he sleeps. It's like fingernails down a chalkboard. Gaah!

Em26 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Rave: Teeth grinders RULE!! (I am one).

NO!!!!! My husband grinds his teeth when he sleeps. It's like fingernails down a chalkboard. Gaah!

god yes. E's teeth squeak when he grinds them, its the most annoying noise on the face of the goddamn planet.

We have stress, woman! You might be a little sympathetic to our needs!

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: We have stress, woman! You might be a little sympathetic to our needs!

I dont know how he could possibly need to burn off more energy, his job is like a human hamster wheel.

Try sexin' him up a lil. Jeez.

^^^
beat me to it

Damn you two are quick.

RAVE!!!!
Flo got tipsy and did some drunk posting last night. Good job young grasshopper. You are now one of us :alien: :P

Flo wrote:
I don't know what anyone is talking about anymore, but I am drunk and had white castle tonight, if that counts for anything. I think I'm housed or soused. Carnivore makes me chuckle.

I LOVE FLO!!

^^^^^Me too!^^^^^

Carmen wrote: Damn you two are quick.

He's young, he won't be tired until the wood loft falls ...which isn't going to happen.