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Seriously I don't know if this is a rant or a rave. Coming home on the F train just now this guy turns to me (I am hiding my hideous face with my nose in a novel) and asks me what stop is next. I'm like, um Bergen. He goes "I am getting ready to have a panic attack, can you talk to me until we get out of the tunnel?" I have known people to have panic attacks and it's really ceepy so I launch into this ridiculous like "oh I see you're drinking cranberry juice and what is that you're reading...." in this really soothing, calming voice. So I talk to him until just before Smith/9th and then he gets off.

So here's my thing. If you KNOW you have panic attacks on the train, shouldn't you navigate on busses?

Rave: ^ apparently, best pickup line evar.

jeffrey wrote: Rave: ^ apparently, best pickup line evar.

Well if he was really smart, he would take a yoga class....

The odds are good. ...but the goods are odd.

(Damn, Flexi is about to kick my ass)

NO, seriously he was NOT hitting on me. I have some sort of facial edema right now and I am not attractive.

And whynot, first of all why aren't you at the Gate, and second of all, yoga is an awesome place to meet a date!

Yes, so don't be..um...LATE...

scarlett wrote:

yoga is an awesome place to meet a date!

I said the odds were good.....

Dude your sig line just made me think of an alternate meaning for "clams and linguine!!"

blame chicklynian

Rant: everyone punked out early at The Gate.

Carnivore wrote: Rant: everyone punked out early at The Gate.

What do you consider early?

Rave! My boyfriend's mom has empty nest and sends us boxes of foods a la college carepackage...and I'm always here to receive them so I get first pick muhahaha




yes that is a box full of junkfood and candy. Life is good.

rant: the doctor took like a quart of my blood yesterday. i was using that!

rave: i replaced it with belgian trippel.

Carmen is that stuffed unicorn? :shock:

Mamacita wrote: Carmen is that stuffed unicorn? :shock:

lol no its a bunny, his ear just looks wonky.

Your botfriend's mom sends him stuffed bunnies HAHAHAHA!!
Yeah it's easter, but still

Carmen's such a cougar. I mean that in the sweetest way :rabbit:

Mamacita wrote: Your botfriend's mom sends him stuffed bunnies HAHAHAHA!!
Yeah it's easter, but still

Carmen's such a cougar. I mean that in the sweetest way :rabbit:

She sent us BOTH stuffed bunnies, theres two in there. HA.
Shes having BAD empty nest...I get lots and lots and lots of cards from her haha. She has sent me more mail in the last 5 months than I have received from my mother in my entire life.

Aw! I think that's cute!!!

It is cute.
:flower:

Rave: It's damn pretty outside!

Rave: the $115 parking ticket I got in mid-February still hasn't shown up in the Parking Violations Bureau database. Big win for me.

Rant: having to work when half the city is off. The trains were seriously empty this morning.

^^ Means nothing!! Be careful they don't tow you for it. They suck!!!

I dunno, I've gotten lots of tickets and this is the first time that nothing is showing in the database for my plate or ticket number and I haven't received a second warning. But this ticket is reaaaaally illegible, especially plate number, so maybe..

Rave: this from Brooklyn politics thread "The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls, having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the filthiness of her fornication. Revelations: 17-4. " Bwahahahahahaha (claps hands)!!!!!
Rave: working from home because my face is so fucked up
rant: my face is sooooo fucked up I can't go out in public and had to cancel my date for tonight

scarlett wrote:
rant: my face is sooooo fucked up I can't go out in public and had to cancel my date for tonight

Sorry to hear about that!? You have a beautiful face! I can't imagine it being too bad!

Ain't you sweet! Yeah I am drinking the gin you brought because I am so ashamed of my horrific face.

Oh stop it! Bring gin over.

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Ladies!! and boys! Let's go this Friday or Saturday!! Peeeeeeezzeee!!
The new bar is from the peeps at Siberia. As the dive bar queen, I can't possibly not go!

Mamacita wrote: http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=567872#567872

Ladies!! and boys! Let's go this Friday or Saturday!! Peeeeeeezzeee!!
The new bar is from the peeps at Siberia. As the dive bar queen, I can't possibly not go!

You'll say you're going to come and then bail at the last minute, like you do every time there's an event on this side of Flatbush!

Aww, no love :-(

Perhaps if I am not a leper of if we go when it's dark out I can go tomorrow night, but not Saturday.

And Carmen, my mommy used to send THE BEST care packages, waaaay after college, Including snacks and things for my roommates and stuff. Now she's broke ass so she sends nothing (apart from the pidge) but my friend's mom sends me Rx type prezzies wheeeeeee! I'll take a baggie of valium over a stuffed bunny ANY DAY!