The Rant Rave thread

Oh and Carni, she DID go to the Festivus at Franklin Park! Grandted that was three months ago, still.

I shall atone for my sins!!
But who's actually available? Carny? Sweet tea?

Mamacita wrote: I shall atone for my sins!!
But who's actually available? Carny? Sweet tea?

Not Friday. I'll be at my parents' place for Passover.

I'll go!

Happy Passover Chosen People!!!!!!! Or should I say Happy Single Seder for those of you whose parents require you to attend one and then you can go back to eating Bahn mi the next day hee hee!

Carnivore wrote: Not Friday. I'll be at my parents' place for Passover.

Will they be serving bacon matzo? :P

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Carnivore]Not Friday. I'll be at my parents' place for Passover.

Will they be serving bacon matzo? :P
Not far off. It's not exactly a traditional seder.

I just ate 6 pieces of bacon and I want to barf. BEWWY HURTS!

6 pieces? Wimp!!! Carni eats that for his pre bacon/ham/pork bellly appetizer to a meal of bacon wrapped ribs and um, nasty I am grossing myself out.

I'm a total wimp. I have not had the years of stomach training that Carni has had.

Well I haven't had the years of tonsil tickling you have, so I guess we're all even.

scarlett wrote: Well I haven't had the years of tonsil tickling you have, so I guess we're all even.

Then how do you explain your sudden outbreak of face funk?

Yeap I blame you actually, 100%! You kissed me, you have the thing, it must have been so. I had most of the other people tested to see if they had it. You even said you have had it since you were a little girl.

Hhhmm...this would be an interesting theory if you didn't also have thrush.

I just had to look it up! I assume you are talking about the infant variety as opposed to the horse foot variety? Haha.

Fucking going to find some rusty razor blades and kill myself as soon as I finish this bottle of gin.

BRING GIN OVER.

and here i was thinking of the no-no-spot variety of thrush...

Fucking giggle garden is fresh and clean thank you very much.

Fucking blurry gin almost gone Beave, sorry.

Rave: Pulp! Love this album.... going to make a drinkpoo now.

Well get your weeded garden ready to go out tomorrow night.

more Pulp!!




Thirsty Thursday!

i want thirsty thurs

Rant: One of the worst days of work I have ever experienced at the office.

Rave: I took tomorrow off from work! Mama, good chance you'll see me tomorrow at Manhattans (Tracy Westmoreland's new bar).

Rant: I'm not drinking a Manhattan right now.

Rave: Cornelius and Weather Up both make superb Perfect Manhattans.

Rant: Never been to either one. Hard to get to. Plus like Manhattans more in the wintertime.

Rant: work stressed me out today and ive smoked like half a pack of ciggs, which is a lot for me.
Rant also: no one will meet me at the hoff
Rave: damn, its nice out

Rant: haven't smoked any ciggs cuz I cannot go out in daylight
Rave: haven't smoked any ciggs!

My sweet little alpaca, just put a pound of blistex on that shit and some zit cream on your chin, you'll be fine.

Rave: alpaca is the best pet-name ever.