Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for excessive use of incense.

Banned for extensive abuse of insects.

banned for thinking someone can abuse insects.

banned for... um... i dunno, i just wanted an excuse to post this. i like Penn & Teller and somebody just sent me this gif. made me giggle:



it's definitely not directed at anyone here!

BAN!

Banned for making me read lips (and for getting on this damn thread again)

Banned for not posting a cool gif.

banned for an utter lack of self-discipline.

banned for incessant devil's head wobbling

banned for not being cool w/ the devil

Banned for not pointing out that Brooklyn is the Devil's Country.

Banned for not mentioning the upside: if you do need to sell your soul, it's only a local call.

banned for advocating local calls.

Banned because I actually advocate VOIP with free calls to continental US, Canada and Puerto Rico.

Banned for TANSTAAFL.

banned for acronym abuse.

Banned for not paying due respect to one of Sci Fi's great masters.

banned for being a sycophantic nerd.

:P

banned for calling nerds names.

banned for abuse of poetic consonance

banned for using big words.

Banned for hating on variety and elegance.

Banned for thinking that variety is the spice of life

Banned for thinking Canned Chicken is valuable!

Banned for thinking Canned Chicken is anything but valuable!

Banned for neglecting the dystopian and atopian features of Park Slope.

Banned for making me haul out my dictionary to look up the word "atopia"!

Banned for actually using a paper dictionary when you're already online!

banned for mocking the vellum

Banned because vellum is calf skin, not paper.

banned for being paper-ist.