Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for being cleverer than your run-of-the-mill obtuse goose.

Banned for underestimating water fowl.

banned for discussing, and not eating, fowl.

Banned for crying 'foul!'

Banned for punning.

banned for banning puns and those who use them for 'humor'.

Banned for putting 'humor' in quotes, as if to imply that it wasn't at all humorous!

Banned for not looking truth in the eye.

Banned for making me cry.

Banned for making me spit coffee!

banned for wasting perfectly good java

Banned for assuming that all coffee is good coffee.

And banned for assuming that pitu has the good taste to be drinking good coffee. :P

Banned for making me come over there!
(insert fist-shaking smiley)

Banned for reminding me of my mother. :twisted:

banned for not banning pitu for failing to insert image of shaking fist
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self-banned for not providing anything in the least bit intelligible

banned for being so down on yourself.

Banned for not banning Livetotravel for broken tags.

Banned for looking over another banner's shoulder and critiquing their work.

Banned for low standards.

Banned for false sense of high standards.

not banned. just this:

[quote=shishkab]not banned. just this:


Banned for explicitly not banning in the banning thread.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=shishkab]not banned. just this:


Banned for explicitly not banning in the banning thread.

Banned for an excessively cruel representation of WhyFi's mama!
BOTHAYOUSE!

banned for not telling a funny your mama joke.

Banned for making ME cry.

banned for crying.

banned for being anti-emotive

banned for insensitivity towards the insensitive.

banned for being incensed over insensitivity