Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for articulating my thoughts before I could...

Banned for promoting the sorcerer's notion of "mind-reading".

Banned for tenaciously clinging to the canned chicken that is rightfully mine!

Banned for coveting another's canned chicken.

Banned for wrongfully suggesting that the canned chicken belongs to another.

banned for not realizing the canned chickens belong to the "people"

banned for socialism.

banned for a not-so-veiled reference to the International Workingmen's Association

all of y'all are banned for diverting the phallus conversation. (I'm seeing 300 in IMAX again today. focus is a problem.)

Banned for not just getting pr0n when you want pr0n. :razz:

Banned for failing to utilize '1337' somewhere in your post.

Which remimnds me:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=2282

banned for not liking porn, in any form. and banned for being all hax0rz

banned for liking porn. in any form.

banned for denial.

Banned for brevity.

Banned for succinctness

Banned for concision.

banned for duplicative abridgment

banned for big words

banned for anti-intellectualism.

Banned for formulating an entirely irreproachable banning.

Banned for freakish avatar! :P

Banned for formulating an entirely irreproachable banning

Banned for writing something so trivially easy to ban you for.

Banned for not taking the easy road.

Banned for opening up the easy road for me to take.

banned for being an obscure waterbird

banned for being an accessory to an accessory.

Banned for accessive alliteration.