Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for inappropriate charms on a goat!

banned for being mean about my magical powers. you know I'm an otherkin elf.

Banned for not being furry.

Banned for liking fur.

banned for not liking fur. shaved fur coats are decadent. and cruel, etc.

banned for failing to acknowledge that it could also be lambskin, or kidskin.

banned for thinking I don't like skin

Banned for all the dirty thoughts you had while you made that last banning.

banned for reading my mind.

banned for broadcasting your thoughts

shishkab wrote: banned for broadcasting your thoughts

Banned for webcasting yours.

banned for reminding me that what I say here will not long be remembered - I'm acutually feeling weak now, a feeling of dread seems to envelope me ,I'm starting to feel withdrawal and safe only within my folds. It's geting colder - it shan't be long now.

banned for melancholia dramaticus

Banned for lack of gender or sing/pl agreement in inflection of noun and adjective.

banned for grammar Nazisms.

Banned for Godwinning the banning thread.

banned for verbing nouns.

banned for assuming that Brooklyn wants you

Banned for being an "Anonymous Guest."

banned for being impolite to guests

banned for bashing the AG

Banned for using a TTLA.

banned for being totally incomprehensible.

banned for not wearing a shoulder belt

banned for projecting your head injury onto me

Banned for not using the appropriate TLA, a TBI, to refer to a HI. BTW, a TTLA is a truncated three letter acronym, such as "AG".

Banned for using acronyms in your explanation of acronyms.

Kind of like BigGuy's explanation of how corned beef is made: "You put it in a pot, and then you corn it."

banned for quoting "and then you corn it" while playing that animated avatar

banned for corniness

Banned because no one is stopping you from going out and buying some corn remover if they're bothering you.