The Rant Rave thread

Mummm Lobster... Full. of. WIN!

Rant: Both scarlett and mougar have incidentally reminded me that today will be HOT HOT HOT!!

^rave: sitting in yard with kittehs under umbrella and it is not so hot, hot, hot. It actually feels really good right now. Jackson just did a really impressive butterfly chase - jumping over the pants, zig-zagging through the tomato plants and jumping high in the air. Butterfly got away from him but I gave him an A and a "good boy" for effort.

Mougar wrote: It's true, not much of a baseball fan. The seat and buffet was free (for me anyway) and the game is still fun to watch when you're full of lobster.

Eeesh! At least you didn't have to suffer throught the 15 inning game on Friday night. Wait, you ate seafood from a buffet? Like an all you can eat lobster meat buffet? WHERE IS THIS BUFFET!!!!!!!

Mougar is friends with Bloomberg. Yup, you heard it here first.

Libertarians do not befriend Republicans - especially those who often act like kiberal Dems.

Rave: life's funny little surprises
(spotted on the interwebs)

Rant: I don't have a car, but this still pisses me off.

Car Towed After Sign Swithcheroo

A Manhattan man had to pay $280 when a city crew, without warning, uprooted a diplomat-parking-only sign and moved it 15 feet -- suddenly making his Mitsubishi's spot illegal.

Rave:

Funny pic , Jeffrey.

Damn, photo bomber.


Rave:

Four more days , four more days!!!!!!!!!! :bounce:

Rant :

Men. Men who break women's hearts just becuz they feel like it.

Fuck you , men.

^^ Em, you're married, who broke your heart?

No , not meeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm ranting for a friend.

Those assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet! I'll join in.

DAMN YOU MALE SPECIES!!

I'll disassociate and then join in: Yea, men suck.

Rant: I just went to pee (TMI, I know) and when I went to flush, the toilet was filled with dark brown water. This is the second time in 2weeks that we're having that problem on the block. I thought I needed to go to the hospital or something. Jeez.

Flexichick wrote: Rant: I just went to pee (TMI, I know) and when I went to flush, the toilet was filled with dark brown water. This is the second time in 2weeks that we're having that problem on the block. I thought I needed to go to the hospital or something. Jeez.

Someone probably opened up a fire hydrant. Happens all the time when the weather gets hot.

^ yah. I'm glad I ran the tap water and didn't have to explain it at the ER :-)

^We've had that a couple of times in the last years, mostly city related.

RANT: got my FAFSA back. WHO WANTS TO DRINK WITH ME AT THE HOFF RIGHT NOW. Mama i'm lookin at you.

What?! They won't give you money? Who? Why? I will cane a bitch for you. I'm ready.

Flexi, I will pay money to see you cane some punk with your pretty flowered cane.

Mamacita wrote: Flexi, I will pay money to see you cane some punk with your pretty flowered cane.

I'm already making a list.

I was walking by the Hoff pretty much right when you posted Carmen - you should have texted me.

Rant: 90 minute training seminar for new phone system at work. Should have been 5 minutes. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

rant: my insurance company.

^insurance companies suck monkey balls

Rant: the bitch who snatched the only available stool right out from under my nose at Joe's Pizza on Carmine Street (sister to Joe's on 5th Ave...one of my faves) without shame.

Rave: Man next to me (who was standing) tried to shame her by saying loudly "Wow. You should really get a stool and sit down so you can eat." He then tried looking for a stool while trying to stare a hole through her fat ass (THREE slices of Sicilian and did not look preggers).

Rant: she still had no shame and didn't budge

Rave: Nice young woman on subway got up in a packed car and gave me her seat.

Rant: first time on subway in four months. Totally overdid it

Rave: got my eyebrows threaded...finally.

Rave: saw one of my BFFs who is moving to SF on Friday and had a big margarita

Overall, not a bad day

Rave :

"I feel good -dadadadada! I knew that I would now-dadadadada.My SpongeBob bathroom is coming tomorrow-dadadada.Just got notification-dadadada.So Good! So good! I got SpongeBob , babe...whooo!"

1,2,3 Happy dance time!!

You've gotta post pictures when your masterpiece is complete.

whynot_31 wrote: You've gotta post pictures when your masterpiece is complete.

Sure. On my facebook.

Rant :

I'm the only one up.

Rant :

I missed my BFF's phone call . She'll be sending me a threatening text in the morning.

Rave:

My bike is so damn awesome that I did 33 mins....at 3:50am!!!! No noise!!

Rant: I did not call you! You did not miss my call.

Rant: You are not the only one up. But you soon will be. I am tired.

Rave: My new bike is awesome too. I can't wait until tomorrow to ride it again.

Rave: Bacon infused beer aged in bourbon barrels

"Bowling For Brews wrote: “One of two things will happen,” Mr. Oliver predicted. “Either this will be the most amazingly disgusting thing you’ve ever tasted in your life. Or I shall rule the earth.”