The Rant Rave thread

oh, fucking hell. that sucks, VD.

please do go to the doctor. If you need crutches, don't buy them...I will give you mine (they are adjustable. I'm 5'7" and they go up a few more inches at least).

don't those cats of yours know how to go get painkillers and retrieve them for you? fucking ingrates!

We'll need to chop it off, before the gangrene kicks in..

I'm coming over with my steak knife!

rave: my friend's doggies keep running over to my house when they see me so they can get keeeeeeses. They're so cute. I refuse to believe they are coming over just for the hamburgers they get during my BBQs :-)

mama - stella chases flies. She jumps so high that she flips around in the air sometimes. I always know what she's up to when I hear that noise at the other end of the house

Rave: dog lost one of the teeth I thought I was going to have to get pulled.
Rant: there's still two more in there that don't seem to be budging. DNW to have surgery on critter

Mamacita wrote: We'll need to chop it off, before the gangrene kicks in..

I'm coming over with my steak knife!

Don't scare him like you all scared me! While the scar is pretty nasty, I never needed any of your doctors or steak knives! But voodoo please do go to the doc and get pain killers and pass them on to me. Thank you!

Carmen wrote: Rave: dog lost one of the teeth I thought I was going to have to get pulled.
Rant: there's still two more in there that don't seem to be budging. DNW to have surgery on critter

Wait, I don't get this. Bruno seems way too young to need to get teeth pulled. Is that normal? Like people and baby teeth?

Rant: feel like hell
Rant: apartment is a disaster
Rave: down a dress size!

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Carmen]Rave: dog lost one of the teeth I thought I was going to have to get pulled.
Rant: there's still two more in there that don't seem to be budging. DNW to have surgery on critter

Wait, I don't get this. Bruno seems way too young to need to get teeth pulled. Is that normal? Like people and baby teeth?

exactly, they have puppy teeth

whynot_31 wrote: exactly, they have puppy teeth

Ha. Got it. I haven't had a puppy since I was 12.

rave: science! http://www.weirdconverter.com/

1 right whale testicle = 17636.9808 human eyeballs
(by weight)

Yeah they have puppy teeth and pretty often in the small breeds all of the puppy teeth dont fall out which can cause problems for the big teeth. For example, bruno has two sets of top incisor teeth (baby and adult teeth.)

Rave: crazy Bridezilla just said she's going to drag his ass to the altar and then said "Trust me...if somebody kills you, I'll marry your corpse". WTF?!

Rant:

Tomorrow is gonna be 95 degrees?? That's insane!

http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/11225?from=36hr_fcst10DayLink_undeclared

I'll still take heat over cold ANY day.

Rave: watermelon, feta, braised red onion and cilantro salad prepared by meeeeee!
Rant: Beave won't go to Buttermilk Channel with me for duck meatloaf.

Rave:

My bathroom is getting a SpongeBob makeover.

Rave :

I'm thinking about a SpongeBob themed bedroom , too. They have SpongeBob freakin' curtains!! Yess!!

Rave: don't mind me, just trying to woo my BFF ...Em
http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=spongebob+bathroom&_sacat=See-All-Categories

Em, I still love you.

^^ You must accept SpongeBob.

whynot_31 wrote: Rave: don't mind me, just trying to woo my BFF ...Em
http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=spongebob+bathroom&_sacat=See-All-Categories

Put the crack pipe down and listen you wacko , I DISMISSED YOUR ASS ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO. YOU HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY CARNIVORE. YOU ARE NOT "THE BEST BFF EVER" , YOU ARE THE WORST BFF IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF BFF'S. CARNIVORE IS THE BEST BFF EVER AND EVER.UNDERSTAND?GOOD.

P.S. I already bought my SpongeBob stuff. I got the shower curtain , curtain hooks , and 2 bath mats on their way here soon.

I may buy either the SpongeBob toilet seat or the SpongeBob toilet seat and tank lid covers.

Do you really want to pee into sponge bob? really?

^^ LOL! You so gross.

It ain't like that.

rave: comedy central roast of joan rivers. Ch. 45 (TWC).

Em26 wrote: ^^ You must accept SpongeBob.


[quote=whynot_31]Rave: don't mind me, just trying to woo my BFF ...Em
http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=spongebob+bathroom&_sacat=See-All-Categories

I may buy either the SpongeBob toilet seat or the SpongeBob toilet seat and tank lid covers.

Damn, she just uses me and throws me away.

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Em26]^^ You must accept SpongeBob.


[quote=whynot_31]Rave: don't mind me, just trying to woo my BFF ...Em
http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=spongebob+bathroom&_sacat=See-All-Categories

I may buy either the SpongeBob toilet seat or the SpongeBob toilet seat and tank lid covers.

Damn, she just uses me and throws me away.

I did not! :mad:

I am not buying anything thru your ebay link. I told you I already ordered most of my SpongeBob stuff. Sears.com and they are coming this week.

If I decide on getting the SpongeBob toilet seat ,they have that,too.

I stand corrected.
Amused, but corrected

Rave: Awesome seats at the Yankee game and the rain held off until after I got home! Lobster tails, skate, eleventeen pounds of shrimp, and a couple imperials of stella. Delicious chelsea sidecar for a nightcap.

That sounds pretty awesome except for the Yankees!

Indeed! Although he could have been cheering for the Sox. Except I don't remember that Mougar gives a hoot about baseball so it's all very confusing.

It's true, not much of a baseball fan. The seat and buffet was free (for me anyway) and the game is still fun to watch when you're full of lobster.