The Rant Rave thread

Rave: new 4" gray patent leather mary janes that will be adorning my feet Monday morning
Rave: new dress that was marked down to 40.00!!!
Rant: quick nap turned into a four hour sleep.

Rant: a closet full of heels that I can't wear yet.

Four hour nap = rave, no?

Rave: just did my FAFSA for the first time. Eeeeeeeee. Scary.

Rant: The Beave's new avatar. Looks like it comes from Stormfront.

Side by side comparison:

It's a celtic cross, but the version she chose appears to be associated with neo-fascists:

Wikipedia Celtic Cross
Wikipedia Neo-fascism

It could'be been unintentional given beaver is in fact celtic. Well, assuming she changes it when she realizes how bat shit insane it makes her look.

On the other hand ...

Look at the file links section of the Wikipedia Celtic Cross entry that Mougar posted for a list of the sites that hotlink that image. I think that says it all.

Well someone cried like an infant about my last avatar. This is what you get til I find something else.

^^^^I'm gonna go make some popcorn and have a beer. I'll be running the betting pool as well.

Flexi can I get in on that action? What am I betting about again? Mmm Honey Moon so goood.

There. I'm sure certain people will complain about this one, too. To them I say "Tough shit."

^actually, I'm too scared to bet. I'll just watch.

Rant: How can people who are presented with all of this information still have questions? ...either you want to buy the A/C or you don't.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/app/1314420291.html

Rave: (on behalf of mrs whynot) "I now get homecooked meals and no longer have to walk the mutt"

Hello WhyNot,

I am inrested in yur postig. Pleese to remov and wil ad $$50 dollar to price. Whil need addrest and bank acount numdbers to whire yous the amounts.

Mamacita wrote: Hello WhyNot,

I am inrested in yur postig. Pleese to remov and wil ad $$50 dollar to price. Whil need addrest and bank acount numdbers to whire yous the amounts.

Rave: "Please paypal me the stated purchase price, no need to add $50."

(silly prankster was never heard from again)

But if you're not working, she has to spend more time with you- how can that be a rave?

Rave: My mom and I have the same brain- we both agree that the commercial for those two-in-one Purel detergent/dryersheet product (which I have and love) is epically annoying- the woman says something like "this makes my life a thousand times better! No more measuring!" as she is standing in a beautiful, sunwashed laundryroom which is larger than my entire apartment. Her life sure is tough. They should have showed some poor brooklynite lugging 45lbs of laundry uphill in the snow and highlighted how their product saves weight during said trek (and yes, I'm feeling sassy today.)

Rave: I'M FUCKING GOING TO SKOOOOOL (knock on wood that nothing horrible happens)

Rant: no one will eat hoff with me tonight.

Rave: the petstore on 5th ave bt 2nd-3rd rules...they gave bruno two free soft-food sample thingies today which will take him about two weeks to eat. WIN.

scarlett wrote: But if you're not working, she has to spend more time with you- how can that be a rave?

...I will be happier and more pleasant to be around now that I am out of detention.

She'll get a clean house and meals.

Dude will get quality time with the number #1 owner in the world.

My former co-workers will get to be laid off by someone else

NYS will get to close a failing non-profit

I'll get to lose 10 lbs because I'll ride my bike

Brooklynians will have to read less inane dribble because I won't have to be at a desk doing no work.

...everyone wins

Rave: Bridezillas. These chicks are crazy cuckoo pants. I can't believe anybody would marry them and that people will actually come to their wedding.

Rant: my body is on strike today so no Hoff for me with my girl.

Ay! Carmen!
I just finished an early dinner. (eh, woke up too early too)
Or I would have gone!

Mamacita wrote: Ay! Carmen!
I just finished an early dinner. (eh, woke up too early too)
Or I would have gone!

Ditto.

Mrs. Why is at a baby shower in NJ (poor mrs why!) so I coulda been in for Hoff.

why are all you assholes eating at 4pm. This is not the early bird special, this is NEW YORk

It was a lunch/dinner at 5:30. I have to defend when I eat? ....next we'll go after people for white power avatars! where will this tyranny end!

Fuck it. I should go back to the old one. One one person cried like a baby about it.

I can't wait for your NEXT one!!!!

Are we still talking about avatars. Jeez

I changed my avatar too....but this one is to represent Jackson chasing the butterflies that my new butterfly bush is attracting.

Flexi, be happy he's not chasing flies!

Rant: Middle of the night trip to the bathroom results in slamming my left foot into the coffee table. Foot is completely swollen and can't bend big toe. This can't be good. Flexi, please send meds and cane, thx.

VoodooNYC wrote: Rant: Middle of the night trip to the bathroom results in slamming my left foot into the coffee table. Foot is completely swollen and can't bend big toe. This can't be good. Flexi, please send meds and cane, thx.

oh jesus. I just got lightheaded reading that. Pls to go to doctor

Carmen wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]Rant: Middle of the night trip to the bathroom results in slamming my left foot into the coffee table. Foot is completely swollen and can't bend big toe. This can't be good. Flexi, please send meds and cane, thx.

oh jesus. I just got lightheaded reading that. Pls to go to doctor

Yes, Mom. There's not much they can do for a broken toe other than wrap it though. If indeed it's broken. But I will go to my doc...