The Rant Rave thread

[quote=Em26]1,2,3 Happy dance time!!



aaawwww yyyeahhhhh...





Scientific note: Embarrassment definitely capable of permeating the yootoobes membrane.

god i love drugs.

Rave:

Laughing my ass off.

Thank you , Carni and Jeffrey, for my morning laugh.

Carnivore wrote: Rant: I did not call you! You did not miss my call.

Rant: You are not the only one up. But you soon will be. I am tired.

Rave: My new bike is awesome too. I can't wait until tomorrow to ride it again.

Well , just so you know , texting is the way to go. I barely answer my cell unless it's on me.That's one of the many things you'll learn about me as my BFF.


Rave : My BFF's bike is awesome!


BFF , you know how when people have kids and then they switch their sports car for a minivan? Umm....why didn't you switch your old bike for one of these:





^^BFF bike.

RANT: It's so damn humid!

Rave: That bike is totally pimpin', Em!

Carnivore wrote: Rave: That bike is totally pimpin', Em!

I knew you'd like it.

Rave:

My SpongeBob and SpongeBob accessories , have come.
Got me over here like a kid on Christmas morning opening up boxes and all excited when I pull each item out...like I don't know what's inside. :P

Rave: freshly brewed coffee
Rant: drippy travel cup that I use because it holds so much...well, sorta

Rave: darkness, puppies and flashlights

rave: OH HAI I JUST ENROLLED IN COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. 3months until I am begging everyone to come get their haircut. 4months until I am drinking PBR regularly. 4.5 months until I am prostitution whoring myself to pay rent.

^let the countdown to prostitution whoredom begin! :-)

You should watch Don't Mess With The Zohan to psych yourself up.

Carmen wrote: rave: OH HAI I JUST ENROLLED IN COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. 3months until I am begging everyone to come get their haircut. 4months until I am drinking PBR regularly. 4.5 months until I am prostitution whoring myself to pay rent.

Rave: free haircut in 3 months.

She didn't say anything about free.

I will most likely be bartering at that point since I will have no monies. Haircuts for foods/wines!

rave: i took a sick day because...I don't care!
rant: I'm actually sick. My ear is killlllling me and making me feel dizzy and lightheaded.
rave: my doctor, who lives 2 minutes from my house, had me in and out in 10 minutes and gave me extra script when I explained that I will be insuranceless soon and want to cash in all i can on my prescription plan.
rant/rave: going to nap with the freshly washed dog since I feel like crapola.

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Carmen]rave: OH HAI I JUST ENROLLED IN COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. 3months until I am begging everyone to come get their haircut. 4months until I am drinking PBR regularly. 4.5 months until I am prostitution whoring myself to pay rent.

Rave: free haircut in 3 months.

Rant: I have no hair.

MeredithB wrote: Rant: I have no hair.

Rant: TMI.

RAVE: I save money on shampoo and haircuts!

Rave: moar dancing

Rave ^

I could have watched a whole lot more of that for some reason.

Rave: this kid has created his own youtube video blog (vlog blechh or whatever, ), mostly lip-synching and dancing to popular songs and remixes.

What's so interesting about that?

He does it all from the floor sample Macs at the Apple Store on 5th Ave (60th Street), right in the middle of everybody.





Reactions to him are hilarious.

Rave:

I love my mommy.

I just got off the phone with her and got the biggest smile on my face.

And now I'm just sitting here thinking about how much I love that woman. On this earth , she is the person I love the most. More than myself. The love you feel for your parents and children , that's the realest love that exists.It is.


Ok, bye now. :oops:

Em26 wrote: Rave:

I love my mommy.

I just got off the phone with her and got the biggest smile on my face.

And now I'm just sitting here thinking about how much I love that woman. On this earth , she is the person I love the most. More than myself. The love you feel for your parents and children , that's the realest love that exists.It is.


Ok, bye now. :oops:

i feel this same way every time i talk to my mom. Its almost scary how much I admire and love her.

TEAM MOM!

My mom drives me crazy and pushes all of my buttons, but she's an awesome mom and I love her (just 2 days at a time...LOL)

Rave :

My family is coming tomorrow!!! :cheers:


No sleep for me tonite. I'm too excited. :bounce:



Rant :

It's looking like my 12 yr old nephew is chickening out.

I called him to see what's up cuz it's his first time flying and all he kept saying was "Aunt Em , planes crash , planes crash!!"

Dammit , since when did this boy start watching the news? :scratch:

Rave:
OMG. Here I was doing my BBQs wrong the whole time. I'm heading to Key Foods now to steal a cart

Rant:

My sister missed her flight!!!!!!!!!

Now , my FBFF and I have to cancel our hot date at Soda. :mad:

They're on standby.


Won't be here till after 7pm.

Rave: Glad Press 'N' Seal. So much better than saran wrap.

Rant: work firewalled brooklynian.
Rave: a whole week in gorgeous Portland, OR with my Aunt Snort who is exactly like me for the Annual Petanque Tournament. Allex aux boules!!!!
Rave: aunt and uncle grow almost everything they eat. So good.
Rave: OR wines are better than NY wines.

Em, have fun with your family! Rest of you have fun on Union street today.

Rave: This hot mess was busted for trying to steal 3 lbs. of bacon.

http://www.cbs12.com/news/mckinnley-4720412-perkins-bacon.html

scarlett wrote: Rant: work firewalled brooklynian.
Rave: a whole week in gorgeous Portland, OR with my Aunt Snort who is exactly like me for the Annual Petanque Tournament. Allex aux boules!!!!
Rave: aunt and uncle grow almost everything they eat. So good.
Rave: OR wines are better than NY wines.

Em, have fun with your family! Rest of you have fun on Union street today.

Thanks , sweetness!


You enjoy yourself as well. :flower: